Saturday, August 30, 2014
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  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
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Friday, August 29, 2014

quasi-aponia:

The relevance of this post is so high. 

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I was in culinary class today making desserts and some kid came over and was jokingly like “this shit sucks” as he walked away and I yelled back “don’t fuck with the master bakers” and the entire class stopped and stared at me as i realized what I said

If you don’t understand read this out loud

doulacynthia:

My parents ignorantly violated my right to genital autonomy by permitting a doctor to replace the most erogenous part of my body and mind with permanent physical and psychological scarring, robbing me of the joy a whole body provides. My family still believes it is acceptable for someone to amputate healthy functional tissue from a child’s body. #iamnotthankful #sinceiwasaboy #i2 #rethink #circumcision

doulacynthia:

My parents ignorantly violated my right to genital autonomy by permitting a doctor to replace the most erogenous part of my body and mind with permanent physical and psychological scarring, robbing me of the joy a whole body provides. My family still believes it is acceptable for someone to amputate healthy functional tissue from a child’s body. #iamnotthankful #sinceiwasaboy #i2 #rethink #circumcision

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia)

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420)

humanoidhistory:

Anna Lee Fisher, the first mother in space. Pictured here in 1979 when she was selected by NASA as a candidate for space travel, Fisher is currently the oldest active American astronaut. (NASA/DoD)

humanoidhistory:

Anna Lee Fisher, the first mother in space. Pictured here in 1979 when she was selected by NASA as a candidate for space travel, Fisher is currently the oldest active American astronaut. (NASA/DoD)

(Source: youtube.com)